Tuesday, March 11, 2008

More Toofies!

I tried to find a video of this specific scene from Family Guy but couldn't. Here's a transcript of a scene where Stewie gets two new teeth, and the teeth just happen to be nemeses:

Stewie: Aaagghh, my teeth!
Stewie's incisor: I'm free! Free! I claim this mouth in the name of Incisor.
Stewie's bicuspid: I think not.
Incisor: (Gasp!) Bicuspid! We meet again.
Bicuspid: Have at you!
Incisor: En garde!
[They struggle to move near each other but don't budge]
Bicuspid: Well, shall we bite the tongue, then?
Incisor: On three. One, two...
Stewie: Aaahhh!!!

Parker's teeth are totally battling it out in his mouth. Although they aren't Bicuspid and Incisor, they're his two big front teeth and he's having a bit of a restless sleep tonight. Every now and then we can hear him make little sighs and noises, which he doesn't normally do. Hopefully they pop out soon (and hopefully the rest follow suit), although he's going to look totally different with teeth!

In lieu of the lack of Family Guy video or Parker photos, here's Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.

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